Bench watching

When people use the word bench instead of saying binge

Guy 1: have you seen The boys yet?
Guy 2: no, but ive been thinking of bench watching it.
Guy 1: don't you mean binge?
Guy 2: why would i soak a wooden vessel!

by Just leaving September 22, 2019

extreme bird watching

this is when you warm up a jar of peanut butter, creamy or chunky, dip your meat stick in it, roll it in birdseed. you then dig a shallow grave and bury yourself, leaving only your appetizing and hard seeded wand above ground. you dig out little eyeholes then get ready to watch All sorts of species of birds come to enjoy your treat.

Richard doesn't know much about different kinds of birds, so Tom suggested that Richard try some extreme bird watching, so he could learn and see many different species of birdys

by chest hair Andy September 23, 2009

phone whacking

To spank it while on the phone with one who sexually arouses you.

Oh my god! Leo's phone whacking with his girlfriend back home.

by Ackbar & King July 7, 2011

people watching

People watching is when u go around and watch people that u've never met before and, based on their actions, movements, and gestures, guess what kind of people they are and what they do.

I went people watching at the high school.

by gobipie October 23, 2007

watching grass grow

The most fucking boring thing to do know to man

Counting stars would be a better way to waste your time

by cuhk_solidbones July 18, 2005

like watching paint dry

It is very boring

It is like watching paint dry, it was so boring

by VitorCarmona January 11, 2018

Putz-Watching

Watching TV in the background, especially a series, while doing trivial tasks around the house.

Sarah: How could you have missed that part???
Jill: I don't know, I was just kinda putz-watching while I cleaned up the kitchen.

by SmallieBiggs December 24, 2021