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Japanese Wet Willy

When you finish fucking someone and then stick your fluid covered dick in their ear and swirl it around.
"I really didn't expect Sandy to like the Japanese Wet Willy I gave her the other day, I was quite surprised."
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016
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audio wet willy

The eerie feeling you get from hearing someone's hi-def wet sloppy saliva in their mouth when they talk over the internet(like a youtube video).
by KatGunz August 23, 2011
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poo stank wet willie

when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.
This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.
by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009
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Reverse Reverse Wet Willy

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy, is when you put your finger in someone's ear and put it in your mouth.
- I did Reverse Reverse wet willy with my friend yesterday!
- Eww, That's gross!
by TheReverseStranger January 23, 2018
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one-eyed wet willy

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
by cubbi54 October 4, 2015
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National Wet Willy Day

On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.
“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”
by Kacklemore April 12, 2019
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Wright Three Wet Willy

The act of sitting next to a person, and quickly whipping out that butt and pooping in the adjacent persons ear. With the poop that sticks in the ear canal, take that finger of yours and ear fuck them till it goes in further. Be sure to lick off germs from finger afterwards. bam.
"dude speak up, I cant hear out of my left ear!"
"why what happened?"
"I got Wright three wet willyed last night."

*dudes high five*
by W34evr May 1, 2016
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