Wesley Pipes

Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:

1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)

Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)

Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.

Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?

Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.

Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw

Guy2: ight

by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016

Wesley Snipes

The Blackest man alive

I'm serious, Wesley Snipes really is the Blackest man alive.

by Ballysox May 4, 2006

Wesley

A type of person who never will get a girlfriend & yet still has friends.

"Wesley Honest To God Sucks."

by >>Evelyn<< December 19, 2018

Wesley

A dumb ps4 player who betrayed Xbox

Wesley is whatever

by Why_why_why April 4, 2019

Paul Wesley

Incredibly handsome actor from New Jersey. Well-known for his role as Stefan Salvatore on the CW's hit series, "The Vampire Diaries."

Sherri: "I'm from Jersey and I would love to run into Paul Wesley one day!"

Rachel: "Me too! He's so cute and seems so nice. He's such a talented actor! Especially as Stefan Salvatore."

Sherri: "I totally agree."

by SherBer April 28, 2011

wesley willis

My hero, he is the greatest song writer ever, using only a keyboard and a spectacular voice, he churned out hilarious songs. R.I.P.

"At the age of 46 Al Capone was a stupid jack ass."

by nick h June 10, 2004

Paul Wesley

Amazing actor, currently playing Stefan Salvatore in the vampire diaries.

Is able to make a girl pass out just by flashing his gorgeous abs.

Paul Wesley is the sexiest man alive. Don't even try to argue.

by InLoveWithPaulyTeeth May 1, 2011