wee wee slap

When you get out the shower and jump up and down so your “wee wee” (penis) slaps from your bellybutton to the bottom of the ball sack and back again

The best way to get rid of smegma is the wee wee slap

by Deuce Gwop March 12, 2020

Windy Wee-Wee

When you're testicles deep in an anus and the mentioned anus flatulates on your reproductive organ

Yo dude I was trying anal with this girl last night and she gave me a windy wee-wee

by Gr8T March 30, 2017

wee wee lass

1. (noun) a young girl, from ireland or irish heritage.

2.(awesomeness) our word.

1. Erin: i'm a wee wee lass.

2. Mary: a wee wee lass.

*hug*

Eric: will you be my girlfriend?

Mary: yes

*kiss*

by supawomen June 27, 2010

Wee Wee Game

The game always begins the same way, a charcuterie/asparagus platter is served with the traditional crab juice on the side as a palate cleanser. Only 2 players may play the wee wee game at the same time; but a 3rd player acts as a spectator (voyeur). The game is similar to a Czechoslovakian arm wrestle with a few key differences. Both players must have a minimum shaft length of 4 inches but no longer than 6 inches and with a mushroom-head no bigger than a New Zealand kiwi (in-season). Once both players have unsheathed their wee wee's, the game immediately begins. The objective of the game is to measure the individual players speed, dexterity and technique. The game ends when either player has collected 250ml of blood and or semen; or if the voyeur regurgitates the charcuterie/asparagus platter. The game is generally played in a recreational vehicle at a minimum speed of 85km/h.

Peter: I'm looking forward to the comradery and the opportunity to play the wee wee game.
Mike1: What's the wee wee game?
Peter: *Pulls out the charcuterie /asparagus platter and the crab juice*
Mike1: I believe my shaft length exceeds the maximum requirements...
Peter:*Pushes the crab juice toward Mike2*
Mike2: uh ohhhhh

by PoodleMonster7 September 22, 2016

wee wee man

international superhero. supposedly the person that killed the pee pee poo poo man

person 1: ITS A BIRD

person 2: ITS A PLANE

person 3: NO, ITS WEE WEE MAN

by Hehe I cheated April 24, 2021

Wee

The sound of frictionless acceleration.
By adding more "e"'s you are stateing that the object is accelerateing longer than normal*.
By changing the "e"'s to capitals you are stateing that the object is allelerating faster than normal*.

*Normal is stated by the average acceleration and length the person says the word at.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Wow that emu ride was incredible!!!!"

by Angel August 08, 2003

wee wee licker

someone who licks a man's penis...often used as an insult to a guy friend

"STFU you wee wee licker!!!"

by Chase Manley June 11, 2006