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keyword or pseudonym for sneaking out and having sex on one's front lawn. Can be used to discuss in mixed audience, i.e. in the presence of parents or authority figures. can also be described in degree, such as half-waffle(blowjob) or third-waffle(handjob).
"Me and julia had some crazy tasty waffles last night...with lots of syrup."
waffle by Juliaa Danger November 18, 2009
To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.
"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."
waffle by D. Gould April 26, 2006
Reply used whenever you realize that you have incorrectly told someone "Gesundheit" after a sneeze. Waffle is used most often with coughs and hiccups.
Tom: coughing noise
Sally: Bless you!
Tom: But I didn't sneeze.
Sally: Oh my bad gansta, waffle then.
waffle by Banksta September 9, 2004
What A F*cking Loser = WAFL = WAFFLE
>> how was the date!!?
>> he went home early to play C.O.D. and catch the season finale of american idle
>> waffle!
>> i know!!11'@!
waffle by velvet coker May 29, 2005
To be in-decisive. To wander back and forth across a playing field.
"We might have won that game (an RTS style game) if we hadn't waffled back and forth across the playing field."

-I chose to answer the cries for help and leave my fortified position to help another player, then after defeating that threat, was called again to help the 3rd player (on the other side of the board) with thinned forces. The losing battle wiped me out and eventually we all lost the game. I blamed the loss on "waffling back and forth." If we had each been able to defend our positions, we might have won!
waffle by ZachP April 10, 2008
To motorboat, or waffle, some testicles.
You waffle that shit.
waffle by Clintosarus Rex January 13, 2009