hork wad

That goop thats regurgitated during a belch after a large meal.

Also an insult for a particularly annoying person

After dinner I belched up a hork wad that set my sinuses on fire.


Look you hork wad, you're starting to get me really honked off.

by budgieramone January 13, 2004

bum wad

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

wad of cunt

someone who sucks so bad at life that they're worthless and deserve to be called out for it

You are such a wad of cunt, i can't believe your mom didn't give you back!

by raidersslurpee April 6, 2009

Douche Wad

Like a douche bag, but worse.

So, I was crossing the street and this douche wad comes out of nowhere and almost hits me.

by Novella V January 12, 2008

twat wad

the little particle of toilet paper that gets left in between the labia of the female anatomy

"Oh my gosh look at the twat wads I left behind my last wipe"

by ALT The #1 Hoe January 3, 2009

Geek Wads

A derogatory nickname for Best Buy’s IT team the Geek Squad, primarily because they are so incapable of even adequately communicating with other humans.

Many times I’ve engaged the Geek Wads with a question that I’ve found they are sorely inadequate to even remotely comprehend; they see people like me as profoundly “retarded” and they frankly need translators who can understand both the English language as well as Geek to help them get the complex and extraordinarily fast responses they muster into a format I am capable of grasping.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019

Gut Wad

Food.. anything to fill yer gut..

Man I nee some "gut wad".. I'm 'bout starved

by FN64GR September 7, 2006