boys volleyball

probably one of the best sport created by man. consists of 6 players; 1 middle blocker, 2 outside hitters, 1 opposite, 1 setter, and 1 libero. people usually think that when boys play volleyball they are weak, un-athleatic pussy's that cannot play any other sport. But they are actually the top athletes. I've personally seen football, basketball, hockey, baseball, lacrosse, soccer, water polo, track, and swim players collapse, faint, pass out, and pussy out of the sport because its too hard for them

BOYS VOLLEYBALL

football player: Dude volleyball players are so gay

Volleyball player: alright come to tomorrows practice and see how gay it is

Football player: pssh i'll whip your ass i'll see you tomorrow fag

the next day

Football player: (phanting) fuck dude i cant do this anymore i wish i had enough skill to play this

by lachb2014 April 25, 2011

volleyball raped

When one lunges for a volleyball in a pick up game with a group of kids and pulls his groin, emmitting a girlish squeal as he collapses to the ground in a post-groin-mordum wimper.

Josh, you totally just got volleyball raped in the cocktail weenie.

by Dillards_Weasel March 10, 2009

jungle volleyball

Definitely not sketchy "game"

If it was anyone other than Sam playing jungle volleyball I'd assume it'd be sketchy.

by Orange_popcorn84and_a_half May 20, 2018

The Volleyball Boy

First get a nice new volleyball and a switchblade. Take the switchblade and stab the ball, pull it out and put the hole on the bitches cooter. Squeeze the ball really hard and she'll whine like an eight year old school boy!

The bitch couldn't handle "the volleyball boy" so she had to settle for a Marky Mark.

by Kyle November 3, 2003

Volleyball

Girls Act Like This Sport Is Hard But It's Easy As Hell You Don't Even Move Yet they complain how tired they are... and it's boring as shit and a waste of time

Volleyball Is Such A Boring Sport.

by Your Girl Wants KJ April 18, 2018

Beach Volleyball

The easy version of real volleyball, and a chance for male douchebags who can not play any other sport to pretend they are really cool because they can spike it. But they cannot do anything else.

Boy: Did you see me spike that thing during the beach volleyball game?
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.

by omgomgiamsoborecd February 27, 2011

Beach volleyball

The most elite form of volleyball that is way harder than indoor. All the girls asses are PHAT and all the girls who play need to be treated like the queens they are.

What sport do you play?

Beach volleyball.

Oh damn you must have a PHAT ASS

by Vegascupcake December 12, 2019