by Rufus May 26, 2004
Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife was a man card violation. If he said the same things in private, it wouldn't have been a man card violation.
by J.Quinn February 16, 2006
A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.
Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Violate Jizz Bath.
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
Person B: By taking a Violate Jizz Bath.
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.
by Professor Magnum Dong November 12, 2013
When a man uses a urinal in a restroom but is unable to release his urine with the customary dick reveal due to stage fright. After standing pee-less for 10-15 seconds a man will sometimes discharge saliva from his mouth to encourage his urine to follow suit and discharge. This pee-less stand at the urinal is known as a "shot cock violation" since it causes a reservation of the urinal for a non-pee activity.
Brian had held in his urine throughout the whole movie in order to not miss any scenes. He limped to he men's restroom where he found three pee-less men hogging the three urinals. After waiting 15 seconds and not hearing any streams of urine hitting the cakes, Brian yelled out "shot cock violation" and one of the men hung his head in shame and slowly backed away from the urinal exposing it for use while is pee-less cock also hung it's head in shame.
by Big Lud the Stud August 11, 2014
The arbitrary enforcement of zoning regulations to restrict consenting adults from having sex parties in their home.
The term erogenous zoning violation was coined by Paul Duggan, the Washington Post Journalist who reported on a story in Bethesda Maryland where zoning regulations were used to stop private sex parties due to 'commercial activities' despite no enforcement for similar non-sexual parties like Mary Kay etc.
by KnightWolfe43 September 14, 2011
by Jannysmithy June 06, 2010
pissing in the one next to an occupied stall
saying something gay
not pulling out
crying for whatever reason unless a herioc dog dies
texting your friends girlfriend after 2 a.m.
saying something gay
not pulling out
crying for whatever reason unless a herioc dog dies
texting your friends girlfriend after 2 a.m.
john was watching days of our lives and noticed jill broke up with tom and he started ballin like a bitch, violation of man law!!!
by haironmycock February 11, 2008