by Misfit December 19, 2003
The easiest and simplest way to look like a tool while driving in a car.
It's quite simple:
1: Buy a cheap car, preferally a Honda.
2: Purchace Stick-On Vents at your local fake bodyshop.
3: ?????
4: PROFIT!
Since they are affixed with a sticky-tape surface, you can easily place them haphazardly on your car with no regard to logic or form, placing vents where they would do no good -- even if they were real, and where no self-respecting engineer would even consider.
Nearly always seen on cars with more than 5 Puerto Rican Flags, Mismatched Color Body Panels, or a Temporary Spare tire (donut). AKA, a Piece of Shit on wheels.
An additinal requirement of this behavior states the the owner has an IQ below 65.
It's quite simple:
1: Buy a cheap car, preferally a Honda.
2: Purchace Stick-On Vents at your local fake bodyshop.
3: ?????
4: PROFIT!
Since they are affixed with a sticky-tape surface, you can easily place them haphazardly on your car with no regard to logic or form, placing vents where they would do no good -- even if they were real, and where no self-respecting engineer would even consider.
Nearly always seen on cars with more than 5 Puerto Rican Flags, Mismatched Color Body Panels, or a Temporary Spare tire (donut). AKA, a Piece of Shit on wheels.
An additinal requirement of this behavior states the the owner has an IQ below 65.
by The Municipality October 25, 2009
by Lheom October 13, 2023
When something happens and you want to talk about it, but can't, so you look at your friend and they just KNOW.
*Tom foolery goes down in a crowded room*
So you lock eyes with your buddy and eye vent :
"Can you believe that?"
"I know right!?"
So you lock eyes with your buddy and eye vent :
"Can you believe that?"
"I know right!?"
by therealginganinja June 21, 2018
by Valcroy September 22, 2017
by Nemoic October 23, 2020
a man that will crawl in your vent and eat toe nails it finds on your floor it can flatten to fit in any vent and was first spotted in a camp in Manitoba Canada
by pilotfox;) April 20, 2021