Ball Sack Vent

Having no other choice or option, your nut sack finally takes emergency action by covertly shredding the fabric of your jeans for a breath of fresh air. Ball Sack Vent is the ultimate conversation starter.

Jane : Is that a rip in your jeans?
Joe Blow: Yes. Needed to vent.
Jane: oooo kaaaaaaaay???? You needed to vent so you ripped your jeans?
Joe Blow: Something like that.
Jane: Interesting.
Joe Blow: You're suffocating me.
Jane: What? Where are you going with this?
Joe Blow: Just saying out loud what my Ball Sack has been telling me for some time.

Jane: I don't get it. Am I supposed to get it? You're talking about what your ball sack said to you?
Joe Blow: I could tell you more. It's a long story.
Jane: Why start it if you're not going to finish?
Joe Blow: You really want to hear a story about my ball sack vent?

Jane: Why not?
Joe Blow: Hate to spoil the ending for you but it ends up with you seeing what's on the other side of the vent.

Jane: I've heard many theories and long stories with short endings. I'm all ears as long as I don't need a telescope.
Joe Blow: This one is about the Big Bang.
Jane: I love astrology. Shoot.

by roeaide January 2, 2013

a bottle and vent

The act of buying a bottle or two of alcohol and venting with a long-time friend whom you haven't seen in a while. Great way to express feelings towards others and question life, totally wasted....

Stacy: Oh Nessa, I've missed you hella much gurl...!
Nessa: AW fuck, i miss you too! Lets get a bottle and vent :D

by pennyfor yourthoughts August 20, 2011

The Vent

When a girl loves many boys very much, she often partakes in a hefty amount of anal sex. Soon, the anus will become so large that it will actually converge with the vaginal cavity and become one. That is when a girl has developed a Vent. She will forever have one hole for all of her excretion needs.

"I was goin in on her for like two hours. I realized I couldn't finish because the Vent was so loose and floppy"

by kcampesinos January 7, 2013

gent with a vent

The opposite of a chick with a dick. Possibly a pre-op transgendered female who wants to be a man, or a drag king who dresses up as a man for fun/comfort.

Or a guy described as being without a penis, for any reason, as an insult.

So I've put socks down my boxers, put on my minimising bra and put on this costume moustache. I'm a gent with a vent who's going for a night on the town!

by Avid WAS fan October 27, 2009

e-Vent

To vent on someone about something in an email just to get it off of your chest.

She really sent me an outrageous e-Vent after her confrontation with the lazy chick at work with the goiter.

by Miserable in Fair Lawn July 6, 2009

Heat Vent

The act of passing gas on a sexual partnets face after orgasm.

Everything was fine until Debra gave me a Heat Vent.

by Misfit December 18, 2003

Stick-On Vent

The easiest and simplest way to look like a tool while driving in a car.

It's quite simple:

1: Buy a cheap car, preferally a Honda.
2: Purchace Stick-On Vents at your local fake bodyshop.
3: ?????
4: PROFIT!

Since they are affixed with a sticky-tape surface, you can easily place them haphazardly on your car with no regard to logic or form, placing vents where they would do no good -- even if they were real, and where no self-respecting engineer would even consider.

Nearly always seen on cars with more than 5 Puerto Rican Flags, Mismatched Color Body Panels, or a Temporary Spare tire (donut). AKA, a Piece of Shit on wheels.

An additinal requirement of this behavior states the the owner has an IQ below 65.

...Look at that...
He put a Stick-On Vent on his fucking fuel door...

by The Municipality October 25, 2009