Velocitesticularasphixiation

When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.

"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"

by Mr Sexified June 1, 2016

Velocicoaster

at universal studios islands of adventure!

Mom: have you ever rode velocicoaster?
Korin: yes!

by Itsdanger2009 July 15, 2021

Velocirapture

The day when the Velociraptors come back to bring peace to this world.

Hey Timmy did you see joseph do the summoning ritual? he's going to bring forth the Velocirapture

by GIMOOSH February 18, 2022

Sperminal Velocity

Sperms velocity right before a facial.

Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.

by BuckNasty189 May 29, 2011

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Nicholas Velociraptor

A different breed of velociraptor, the smartest breed in fact. It is to be believed that this breed is in some sort of velociraptor society. Unfortunately, this breed is also the most bullied with only a few people accepting it into their lives without sexual or verbal, mental and/or physical abuse. They do this because they believe it is funny to watch Nicholas Velociraptor to smoke the rest of his good years away. However, it isn't uncommon to witness the Nicholas Velociraptor engage in these sexual activities willingly.

Jumbalaya-ian: My goofy ahh uncle Quantavious Beviavious got eaten by Nicholas Velociraptor
Dr. Fabry: Yes.. Yes. Electroshock therapy for you.

by Beefaroni_Salesman February 1, 2023

velocidouche

1. In the terms of a 'Velociraptor' where you are the extreme of douches.
2. In the terms of Velocity where as you are the quickest person to reach douche status.
Origin: http://www.spoonmanfanclub.co.cc/index.php/atfs Spoonman after the forking show podcasts where only listen if you have a sense of humor.

1. "Man that dude is a total velocidouche"
2. "Whoa, did you just see that velocidouche"

by EvilPasta January 27, 2009