Valentard

Someone (usually a guy) that is very attractive, in a rock-star sort of way. (Tall and skinny.) Usually plays an instrument of some sort and has piercings and tattoos. (They have no meaning; just because (s)he wanted one.) Tells Bill Brasky jokes after consuming one beer (Also very drunk at this point). Has a redneck hick sort of manner. Ususally clad in a baseball hat and mismatched flip-flops and cargo shorts. Very self-confident. Very horny, but also very stupid. Passes up sex with two very willing wo(men) on several occasions. Just a general prick all the way around.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.

Valentard: So, this one time I was in the back of a truck will Bill Brasky and a deer-

Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?

Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.

Girl: Cool!

Valentard: So I play piano.

Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?

Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.

Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?

Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?

Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.

by Brittany Allen December 24, 2008

vagenda

"Female's agenda", usually in reference to a group of women as their 'group female agenda'... but is equally acceptable as a reference to a single female's agenda

Larry wasn't clear on Lucy's vagenda, but he knew that it didn't include his best interests.

by orionway December 27, 2010

Vagentity

The identity of a woman that can only be recognized by her vagina

Fred: What was that girl's name last night?

Bob: I don;t know man, but if you show me a picture of her vag, I'm sure I could recognize her by her vagentity

by dverd March 24, 2010

Vagenda

An agenda that involves a potential or probable hook-up with (a) female(s).

What's on your vagenda for the evening?

by Valpo2002 December 8, 2010

Vagetated

To irritate a women so bad it gives her pain in the vagina

My mom was Vagetated because I was annoyed her.

by Vagetated July 31, 2016

Vagetarian

The most butch lesbain you will find

Dude 1: " look at her i bet she is butch "
Dude 2: " nah mate she is more then butch she is a full on vagetarian

by Nath_the_boyo January 22, 2017

Vagetta

A ridiculous nonsense shirt.

Melissa really wants that Vagetta shirt!

by Kagekirke October 5, 2018