it gets up my ass

When something annoys you

When people chew with the mouth open it gets up my ass

by Avaandlaoise.45 July 11, 2019

Dig up my ass

An expression used in place of screw off,.

By the end of the night, Thomas had enough of the rude woman and proclaimed suddenly "Go dig up my ass, bitch!"

by KKZKKSKSKKSKSKSKK December 29, 2016

don't take it up the ass

It's a fucking joke so chill the fuck out. just being honest.

You're really pretty but you're such a fucking hoe.

Don't take it up the ass tho.

by youngsinatraaa22 February 21, 2017

With a dildo up your ass

This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.

Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK

by Apocalypto March 30, 2011

stick up his ass

Pompous, a stiff, tighter than a duck's ass.

John Kerry has a stick up his ass.

by octopod March 4, 2004

fucking sally up the ass

put ur dick and/or stuff up a fine girls ass and do not take it out.

johnny is fucking sally up the ass with a big pickle.

by i fuck girls August 19, 2006

Burrito up my ass

What I did last Thursday with my uncle

I just want a “burrito up my ass“ SOOO BADDD😩 daddy please

by chicken nugget king April 10, 2021