unlucky

a word used when somebody does something utterly retarded. ie. not a case of being unlucky, just being shite. Often used in sport matches.

(Ben misses goal by a lot)

Josh: unlucky

by what_a_noob March 12, 2011

Unlucky

When anything even remotely bad ever happens to anyone.

Dang the wheat port is on the other side of the board, unlucky him.

My mom died, unlucky.

by Goat definitions7777 July 22, 2017

Unlucky Pierre

Man involved in a threesome that includes his wife/girlfriend and another guy.

So you're telling me that you went home to fuck your wife, but this time there was another dude there to share in the fucking experience? That's not technically a threesome...you are an Unlucky Pierre.

by Shlalo September 18, 2014

unlucky mango

A person or fruit whom is so unlucky that only the number 666 on a religious persons grave is more unlucky.

You're such an unlucky mango...

by Unluckymango October 23, 2015

got the game unlocked

this refers to when someone--usually a rap star, street thug type, or gang member-- does something intentionally that breaks traditional modes of thinking and/or conduct and is met with a positive response. it essentially refers to a revolutionary or creative production or behavior.

Everyone was saying his rap was hot! It got the game unlocked!

by eyota8 January 8, 2010

Uncocked

The act (verb) of undoing the loss of ones virginity. When someone wants to retrieve their virginity after it has been lost.

Jim: "Wanna bang?"
Sarah: "NO, I prefer to be uncocked."

by Juan The Child Cleaner February 20, 2020

Achievement unlocked: Ready to Go

Having your girlfriend/partner ready and all dressed up to go out, then turning her on and getting her to undress again with minimal effort.

My girlfriend came to pick me up for work, I was naked. She jumped me.. "achievement unlocked: ready to go"

by Dagr84 August 20, 2012