Under-surfer

little balls of snot or snotters that are dangling from ones nasel hairs. the act of breathing causes them
too surf.

fuck me! brian in the bakery needs his nose hair trimmed, he had an under-surfer so big it was riding his top lip.

by garrythegrey July 12, 2016

Under Wraps

Something that is being managed and handled, thus requiring no concern from other parties. As defined by JK's outlook on Australian colloquialism.

Don't worry Sam it's under wraps

by Kackson Jerr March 19, 2017

under perverts

perverts that are younger than you

“omg this third grader asked me for pictures!”
“UGH! under perverts!”

by zurich21364 June 24, 2018

Under siege

When you ignored your Mrs to go on the lash with the lads and the get a earhole of abuse when you get home.

I was under siege when I got home. ‘She under Sieged me last night’

by RedRosss December 21, 2018

Under Titties

The part of your skin under your sagging breasts.

I’m laying down by the pool trying to tan my under titties.

by Matilda Pussyfondle April 30, 2022

under the gun

The first person to act in a betting round of poker.

I was under the gun with a pair of jacks.

by Naterz September 28, 2005

Under Cover Penis Lover

(n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis.

Started by nugluh on YouTube.

That Chuck Norris character is a little tooo masculine... could he possibly be an Under Cover Penis Lover?

by teenybeeny December 9, 2008