Gentleman's Umbrella

Gentleman's Umbrella is when a man who is uncircumcised attaches his penis to a man with a circumcised penis by pulling the foreskin over both the penises.

Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.

Hey Tom did you hear there was a chance of rain, would you like a Gentleman's Umbrella?

It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?

by dong tickler April 21, 2010

Umbrella

It's like a big hat, only it's not a hat...its an umbrella

One can stand under an umbrella to avoid being rained on.

by chillipowder August 16, 2008

French Umbrella

When a man is making love to a French woman, who is particularly hairy. He takes a mini fold-up umbrella and shoves it into her vagina, then as she is orgasming you open up the umbrella in her vagina, causing incredible pain to the woman. Then, you throw a glass bottle at her, knocking her out.

Last night, she wouldn't shut up, so I gave her a good ol' French Umbrella

by Jimmity Criket January 10, 2012

rusty umbrella

during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.

"my anus is tight man," says ethan"give me a rusty umbrella"

by Dana susan balch September 29, 2007

Ghetto Umbrella

A plastic bag

Check out that woman's Ghetto umbrella!

by waffleroflol February 26, 2011

mangled umbrella

steve, ellie parks's mangled umbrella that she hung in her hair.

ellie parks: do you like steve, my mangled umbrella?
person: ya

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 11, 2020

Open the umbrella inside

An expression that depicts a psychologically painful act as shoving an umbrella into your ass and open it inside. It's like kicking one's butt, but much more painful.

This job is really sucks, plus my boss hates me, I feel like he is going to open the umbrella inside.

by Gyrun May 12, 2018