udder dunk

When you dunk your head into some massive tits.

I udder dunked on those huge tits at that party.

by MrDarth April 15, 2016

Fuck Udders

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

udder man

A man who spends so much time tending to cattle that he finds himself aroused by udders.

Bob: "Are you an ass man or a boob man?"
Chris: "Hanging with Daisy and Bessie I must say I'm an udder man."

by Kenya_Swallow July 4, 2016

Udders

Noun (plural)

Entrants who have submitted to the UD,
URBAN DICTIONARY

"If you look up the word UDDERS, you might be surprised to find out that apart from meaning tIts, gazongers, bristols, melons, jugs or barrage balloons, it also means CONTRIBUTORS TO THE UD the urban dictionary! Wow!"

by TONY of SXW2 May 13, 2024

Udder Uppercuts

When a woman with large breasts smacks herself in the head with one or both of them as the result of sudden up & down movement.

Riley's sports bra failed her, and she ended up giving herself a steady barrage of udder uppercuts on her evening run. Luckily, she managed to avoid a knocker knockout.

by McMurray515 May 14, 2024

butter the udder

The act of ejaculating on a pair of soft, supple breast

Jennifer got me so worked up from the sex, I pulled out and proceeded to butter the udder with a huge hot load.

by martin92683 February 23, 2015

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025