Jennifer got me so worked up from the sex, I pulled out and proceeded to butter the udder with a huge hot load.
by martin92683 February 24, 2015
a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"
udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!
most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!
most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)
udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)
udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.
In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"
by mupsaucer May 26, 2017
When somethings surprising or causes confusion.
by Celendine February 14, 2023
Used as an insult, describing someone who is poorly dressed, and at the same time has a bad haircut and smells funny. Not to be confused with its counterpart, udder, which is used to describe a mother mammals' underside.
"Did you see Zachary? The 15 year old, with ugly, urine colored hair?"
"Yeah, hes a literal udder. Used to be cool, now he cant be anything but a literal udder."
"Yeah, hes a literal udder. Used to be cool, now he cant be anything but a literal udder."
by BingBong,SonOfLingLong October 26, 2022
When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow
Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?
Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!
Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!
Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
by Beefeth June 30, 2021