I have to work tonight

A phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. It can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something shitty, or, it's most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.

Gary: Hey man, let's go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.

Steve: I have to work tonight.

Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.

by JoeyRogue77 October 5, 2009

Tonicha

She is great person to be around. Always has the best advise to give but unfortunatly cant take her own. Likes to laugh at people with abnormal facial features eg. Noses. Down to earth. Doesn't take ANY shit off ANYONE. Usually friends with poeple with freaky combovers. Very emotional. BUT an all round decent person !!!!!

I feel like fucking tonicha today !
lets go to tonicha for great friendly advice !
Tonicha ''wow YOU ARE AMAZING'' !

by yehbow February 4, 2010

Tonights' numbers are mine

Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.

"Coming out?"
"Tonights' numbers are mine."

by Fuzzy May 23, 2003

tonight on bottom gear

the famous opening for the bottom gear memes.

*these are random names i came up with. also a reference to tom and jerry.*
jerry: tonight on bottom gear
tom: oh god he's reading another bottom gear thing.

by yardardar March 30, 2021

tonsil tonic

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

I just pied in your arms tonight

To disrespect someone while they are holding you.

I just pied in your arms tonight, it must have been something you said.

by Islands in the Kitchen October 3, 2020

toonie

Canadian two dollar coin.

Derives from combining loonie and "two".

"Coffee costs $1.35. If you give me a toonie, I'll give you 65 cents back."

"Got two loonies for this toonie?"

by blaidd January 12, 2004