Two-step nigga

A person who deceives others into thinking they’re somebody they’re not.

Ayo Reggie, you see that two-step nigga Clyde talkin about getting the bitches?

by Jdog333 October 6, 2020

Tahiti Two-Step

Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.

Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.

by Khanituss March 6, 2021

Moscow Two Step

When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.

“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”

“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”

“Bet!!”

by Asian Obama October 1, 2022

Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.

The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.

by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019

buford two step

also known in the south as the okie doke or scam
"Man he got me when i got home the stuff didn't even look real"

buford two step okie doke

by EEdouble June 3, 2016

two steps ahead

im always two steps ahead

this must be the greatest expriment... of my entire life

btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want

by ballslicker69420 January 23, 2025

Two step peep

When you see someone you find attractive you take two small steps towards their direction to get a better look at them.

When I was walking down the street earlier today I saw a hottie that I had to two step peep on.

by Frankie' September 18, 2014