Crazed twilight fan girls.
Often they are 12 year olds
They will stop at nothing. If they think you even remotely look like Robbert Patterson (aka Edward Cullen), regardless of how far fetched the absurd idea, they will hunt you down like a pack of dogs and attempt to rape you.
Be particularly careful when you hear a fan girl yell "Surprise!" because they will most likely charge at you and rape you but because they yelled surprise its perfectly legal.
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Often they are 12 year olds
They will stop at nothing. If they think you even remotely look like Robbert Patterson (aka Edward Cullen), regardless of how far fetched the absurd idea, they will hunt you down like a pack of dogs and attempt to rape you.
Be particularly careful when you hear a fan girl yell "Surprise!" because they will most likely charge at you and rape you but because they yelled surprise its perfectly legal.
see surprise buttsecks
Twilight Nazi: hey are you a vampire?
Unwilling look alike: wtfbbq? gtfo!
Twilight Nazi: SURPRISE! *pounce*
Unwilling look alike: wtfbbq? gtfo!
Twilight Nazi: SURPRISE! *pounce*
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Carl just found out that his father, the one he thought was dead, is still alive! How Twilight Zone can you get!
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Get the Twilight mug.A book that has garnered the affection of tweenies everywhere; it tells of the neurotic, paranoid relationship between two people. They are both jealous of their rivals and continually try to kill themselves to get out of their boring lives. Neither has much of a personality to speak of though they find one another fascinating, possibly because they have never before met anyone as boring and one dimensional as themselves.
an extract from Twilight:
"Edward, what about ROSALIE?!"
"She means nothing to me, but what about Mike?!"
"Ugh you have nothing to worry about! Please don't try to kill yourself again! I mean, I don't really like Italy, maybe if the Volturi could relocate to Paris?"
"Isabella. I feel as though you are not taking me seriously. Are you shagging Jacob on the side??"
"Edward, what about ROSALIE?!"
"She means nothing to me, but what about Mike?!"
"Ugh you have nothing to worry about! Please don't try to kill yourself again! I mean, I don't really like Italy, maybe if the Volturi could relocate to Paris?"
"Isabella. I feel as though you are not taking me seriously. Are you shagging Jacob on the side??"
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by Master-Card July 15, 2006
Get the Twilight Zone mug.The Twilight Plague, also known as the Twilight Epedimic, is a mentally damaging disease that mainly affects teenage girls and boys. The disease emerged in 2006, and is characterized by severe obsession over a series of books by Stephanie Meyer. Other symptoms include but are not limited to: severe obsession over mythological creatures and characters in the book, taking quizzes online, taking over discussion boards, and verbally attacking anyone who says unfavorable things about the books.
Travis: "Would you say that I am a vampire or a werewolf?"
Megan: "..Oh great, you've been afflicted by the Twilight Plague."
Megan: "..Oh great, you've been afflicted by the Twilight Plague."
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