Twig and Berries

Another funny name for a mans junk

After getting smacked in the twig and berries, I cried my eyes out

by _Cheezpuff$_ May 12, 2015

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Shit Twigs

Dried shit encrusted around the pubic hair of an obese women. This is caused by her being unable to wipe her ass conventionally due to being unable to reach around the buttock. Hence she is forced to go between her legs and wipe forward, bring shit into the pubic hair that later dries.

Did you see the shit twigs that the fat chick had?

by A-ROD January 12, 2005

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skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.

1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.

by JBOXED March 19, 2009

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twig off

To masturbate by rubbing or penetrating the vagina. The female version of jerk off.

"Jane likes to twig off two or three times a day." "Last night, her boyfriend twigged her off in the car."

by megzany July 3, 2015

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LiL Twig

A Soundcloud rapper who after his debut has yet to release another song. He has an audience and with the announcement of a new single labeled LiL Twig the God Killer. The much anticipated rap is hyped up but no one knows if it will live up to the hype. His exact Soundcloud name is LiL Twig Blu.

Have you heard LiL Twig Blu has a new song coming out its gonna be fire.

by The king of rap April 30, 2019

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