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tweeter twatter

A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.
Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter
by MARIE V. November 15, 2011
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twattering

Twattering = the art of being bland, boring, useless and very irritating tit. All at once.
The ram was just twattering about
by Thetruthwillout July 22, 2023
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Burp twatter

A creative way to describe the
act of speaking or sharing thoughts on
social media platforms in a bold and
unfiltered manner, like how a burp
can be sudden, unapologetic, and
attention grabbing. It implies a sense of

rawness, and authenticity in
one's online expression, suggesting that
one is unafraid to make their voice heard,
even if it's unconventional or unexpected.
Whenever Tina logs onto social media,
she's like a 'Burp Twatter boldly sharing
her unfiltered thoughts and opinions with the world.
by Justsayn July 29, 2024
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Rat Twatter

Clive you’re a dirty rat twatter, what happens if your Barbra finds out? I am sure she’d cut off your tail and stuff in reet up your arse hole.
by Ginger Barbarian. June 7, 2021
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Motor twatter

The guy at the bar paid me 20.00 to motor twatter his girlfriend
by G. Monk August 20, 2016
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Twatter

A slang word for the social media app "Twitter" because of Twitter's allowance of nudity you'll often find a lot of twat in your feed from the sex worker community and ugly girls looking for attention with low self esteem who somehow haven't figured out how to monitize their blown out twats, rather they share them for free, their only payment being complements from men who live in their mothers basement.

This is how the app evolved from Twitter to Twatter, because all you'll find behind the SJW wall of uneducated political debate is twats, twats as far as the internet can reach.
When Sarah openes her Twatter app there is a lot of twats on her feed.
by M.R. AVALON September 12, 2021
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Twatter

a word for easily offended twitter users who cancel everything.
Don't be famous, or you'll get cancelled by twatters for some joke tweet.
by Grandmadestroyer666 January 27, 2021
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