Thomas the Turtle

A term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all Thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. Also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father's by their first name.

Girl1: Woah..... that guy is such a Thomas the Turtle!!

Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!

by hge13 December 22, 2010

Lisa Turtle

Being the only black person in a group of white people

I would run for congress but I don't want to be a Lisa Turtle.

by Thisguy34 September 6, 2013

Turtleaddison

Turtleaddison is an aesthetic fanpage of Addison Rae, a famous TikToker. They are one of the most famous fanpage on TikTok. People uses her to gain followers but please don't do that as they don't like it.

Turtleaddison is the best fanpage.

by beomchars October 3, 2021

Turtle Mouth

Term used to describe people of Greek origin.

John Stamos from "Full House" is Turtle Mouth.

by ??What?? December 1, 2010

Tittle Cake

a small, delicious, and utterly irresistible block of congealed diacritical marks.

comes from a scrumptious combination of the words "tittle" (the dot over an 'i' or 'j') and "cake" (delicious)

it is often used because of how inappropriate and funny it sounds when in reality it is simply a fun thing to say to friends.

1. "A tittle cake always has 3 candles"

2. "Hey, guess what."
"What?"
"Tittle cake."
"Haha!"

by fourthcandle March 19, 2009

Tattle battle

When person A sees person B doing something bad and threatens to spill the beans. Person B responds with his or her own threat of blackmail, to which person A responds with even more blackmail. Can escalate to death threats.

Usually takes place between siblings or people who know each other quite well.

Also, this can take place between two or more parties. Various classifications of tattle battles include, but are not limited to the following: minor skirmish, big team battle, and nuclear warfare.

Tattle battles can lead to bickering, verbal and physical attacks, including being called such epithets as bitchass, and death.

My girlfriend's best friend caught me fucking 69 various guys and threatened to tell my girlfriend that I was actually gay. That would be completely unnecessary, so I had to start a tattle battle with that little bitch.

by Coco Puffz June 24, 2009

Turtle Peeking

A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.

Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017