Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum

John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling

by Bannotti March 22, 2017

turtleneck blanket

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

by Space Jesus July 19, 2016

Arizona turtleneck

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male

Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.

by stnapkid January 3, 2020

Arizona turtleneck

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male

Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.

by stnapkid January 3, 2020

Turtleneck

If someone wears a turtleneck , it means that they want to get fucked

Hey girl, I see you’re wearing a turtleneck. Want to go back to my place?

by Random guy with too much time January 7, 2020

Turtleneck Buddies

Friends who are uncircumcised and are aware of the fact.

"Those guys are way too open with each other. They're turtleneck buddies."

by clyde1the2ghost November 19, 2012

Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater

That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023