Turkeys

a source of food, dead or alive. Mostly eating during thanksgiving or christmas

Throw dead turkeys in joeys yard is fun

by GOD December 16, 2002

Turkeys

A user of the Flying Turkey message board.

Look at those Turkeys post.

by Magus December 11, 2004

Turkey

Its Worse Then Goin Ham.

Goin Turkey Is One Up From Goin ham.
Its A Jokingly Way To Say Goin Ham

Guy1:Damn, He Went Ham on Her Ass
Guy2: Na Slim, He Went Turkey. Hahaha

by ShawtyMclovin August 8, 2011

Turkey

A very spoiled dog born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Generally sleeps in the master bed, eats the best food and treats.

Dog: "Oh mothver, I'm sick of it!! Fathver's a dead beat asshole!"

The wife: " I know, Turkey we'll rid of him here soon!"

by Johndoe5 December 27, 2015

Turkeys

Part of the female vagina that only a select, special few of women have. They hang down at the bottom opening and some woman can even pull them a few centimeters down their leg! The tips of the turkeys are usually a darker shade of the top of it but its still beautiful. The womans men will have to get used to it but sooner or later, they'll realize that it makes their woman special!

It's so wierd! When i pee, my turkeys spread my pee apart!

by Daniella T February 11, 2006

Turkey

A derogatory term used to describe a dim witted person whom usually makes redundant comments about things they know little about.

Person one: I love Will and Ted.

Person two: shut up, turkey.

by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009

Turkey

Slang for weed in some midwestern states. Usually refers to any sort of weed around.
Shortened form is Turk.

Man, did you get some more turkey yet or what?

I haven't had turkey this good since back in the day.

Got any Turk?

by Turkeypup December 23, 2009