We were stranded in the Sahara, dehydrated and fresh out of lube...rough and tuggy it is. Also a dance.
by TastesLikeMyExFiance December 6, 2014
Get the rough and tuggy mug.A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)
Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
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Get the Portuguese nut tugger mug.The level of alcoholic intoxication that lies between tipsy and drunk. In this state, one has the ability to maintain control of themselves, but are still able to have great fun. You can tell that somebody is tugged if they are talking more than usual, maybe slurring some words, and have slight trouble walking in a straight line.
-Originally coined by the great Tim L, with Tim K as his witness
-Originally coined by the great Tim L, with Tim K as his witness
Tim K - Hey man hows it goin
Tim L - Good, you know, but I've only had like 7 natty ice's so I'm not that drunk. I am solidly tugged though, so tonights goin pretty good.
Tim K - cool man, I do like to get completely trashed most of the time, but its always nice just to chill with a good tug every once in a while.
Tim L - Good, you know, but I've only had like 7 natty ice's so I'm not that drunk. I am solidly tugged though, so tonights goin pretty good.
Tim K - cool man, I do like to get completely trashed most of the time, but its always nice just to chill with a good tug every once in a while.
by TimK and TimL December 9, 2008
Get the tugged mug.The level of alcoholic intoxication that lies between tipsy and drunk. In this state, one has the ability to maintain control of themselves, but are still able to have great fun. You can tell that somebody is tugged if they are talking more than usual, maybe slurring some words, and have slight trouble walking in a straight line.
-Originally coined by the great Tim, with the other Tim as his witness
-Originally coined by the great Tim, with the other Tim as his witness
Tim # 1 - Hey man hows it goin
Tim # 2 - Good, you know, but I've only had like 7 natty ice's so I'm not that drunk. I am solidly tugged though, so tonights goin pretty good.
Tim # 1 - cool man, I do like to get completely trashed most of the time, but its always nice just to chill with a good tug every once in a while.
Tim # 2 - Good, you know, but I've only had like 7 natty ice's so I'm not that drunk. I am solidly tugged though, so tonights goin pretty good.
Tim # 1 - cool man, I do like to get completely trashed most of the time, but its always nice just to chill with a good tug every once in a while.
by 2 Tims December 12, 2008
Get the tugged mug.We all got TUGGED when SEPT broke 6500 when we were short.
Gary turned around and sold his longs out to the paper behind him...
We squeeged windows for a week.
Gary turned around and sold his longs out to the paper behind him...
We squeeged windows for a week.
by ynkx July 23, 2004
Get the TUGGED mug.Hey Mike, don't look but I think that man is tugging off his dog.
Yeah, it looks like he's a Toby Tugger
Yeah, it looks like he's a Toby Tugger
by NotAFudgePacker July 6, 2017
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