Torcher

A painful shit that is caused by eating fast food, lapping up hot sauce, drinking lots of tequila, etc. During and after the event your asshole burns due to the damage caused to your intestinal track.

The first thing I did when I woke up on Sunday afternoon was sit on the john and let loose a loud, liquid torcher.

by Big Balla August 23, 2005

alaskan blow torch

Alaskan blow torch is were a male dips his penis in kerosene and proceeds to light his dick on fire and a female extinguish's His dick with her mouth.

"I have kerosene, so why not do the alaskan blow torch!"

by dissel69 December 15, 2014

torched

A reference from Family Guy, which is another word for burn, but extremely higher ranked.

Russell: Dude, you have a big forehead.
Scott: ?
Jonas: He torched your ass man, He torched your ass!

by JKMP May 12, 2007

toochin that booty

when someone sticks out their ass to make it appear larger

"dude, look at that DONK"

"aint no way homegurl's ass is THAT big. shes definitely toochin that booty"

by hlpbpmk September 29, 2008

torched cherry

The act of throwing a virgin into a volcano.

She was a virgin so I totally torched that cherry torched cherry

by Kr1989 April 2, 2017

Trichia

Seems like I'm the only one who spells my name like that.

I must be special !

"how do you spell you name?"

"Trichia"
"wtf why?"

"im special"

by DaToks April 27, 2017

Torchacalculata

A calculator bonded together with a flashlight.

The torchacalculata is going to be a huge success, guaranteed.
Defined as a calculator bonded together with a flashlight.

by Microtrick Windhoes July 28, 2018