tree stump

nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.

George Bush is a tree stump.

by zack December 2, 2004

Washington Tree Stump

Doing a girl in the butt to the point of getting some fecal matter on your donger... Then proceeding to keep it doggy style but switch to her vagina... The pounding must be so intense that the donger goes through the tissue between the butt and vagina and the tip of the donger protrudes from the butthole like a brown tree stump.

"Your aunt wanted it hard and so I gave it to her hard lol." Then why is she in the hospital dude? "Ever heard of a washington tree stump?"

by Supersexystud May 6, 2008

Gross Tree Store

An alternative to the grociery store. This word was created as a result of playing with the English language for personal leisure. A mix and match, so to speak.

Well its off to the gross tree store for some gross trees.

by King Among Men May 28, 2004

tree surfing

the "surfing" of a tree that is being towed by a vehicle off road. usually a tree is cut down, tied to a jeep or other capable off road vehicle, which is driven around while the surfers stand on the tree and try not to fall off. the driver goes fast and tries to drag the tree through lakes and mud or anything that will knock people off.

dude bro you wanna go tree surfing? k man, tell mike to get the jeep and well go cut one down. i hope i dont fall and bust my ankle again. ah its ok bro it'll be fine

by jdm earles July 20, 2008

tree surgery

To compare the difficulty of a task.

Damn, Bob, just hold it still, it's not tree surgery.

by iluvmako December 28, 2010

Tree Simp

A tree simp is a tall male who goes around getting multiple girls numbers and fucking them when given the chance to do so. If you encounter a tree simp you should stay far away, because your heart can break do to one. So stay cautious of these types of simps!

My god, he is such a tree simp! Gross!

by Primrose_Mystery May 12, 2020

willow tree syndrome

1. The act of being shady or sketchy in character.

2. Not trustworthy or believable.

You can't trust anything that he does or says, he suffers from willow tree syndrome.

by SecretAgtWoman December 24, 2009