Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"

"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."

by Splenda_Man November 1, 2020

Totem

A tattoo that was chosen by a loved one before their death,

If you died what totem would you want me to get for you? A small snake curling up your pinky finger. What about you? A star behind your ear.

by Tonedeaf764 April 17, 2021

totem slut

a female specifically interested in gamers. a female who will trade sexual favors, nudes, or other sexual content for help in video games. a female who will lead on an innocent gamer in order to get help in their game.

i was in a match with this girl and she was real sweet and acted interested, but the first time i couldn’t get her up she bolted. what a totem slut.

by bitchzilla420 April 24, 2021

wolf totem

cool song by some mongols called the HU

m8 wolf totem is a good song

by Mr. llamaton November 9, 2022

totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker

John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom

by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022

Totem Pole

Being stuck in the present and not being able to move forward due to an overwhelming situation which is constantly causing you to lose focus.

Randy remember the Great Depression, Im so glad we were able to get out of that Totem Pole.

by Bar Graph November 3, 2021

Totem pole

Charlie Huston will open his vagina on my head and I will get under him, put my head inside it and pick him up then we will walk around and kick Ethan’s ass

I totem pole, Charlie Huston

by Big boe June 30, 2025