Totem Pole Hoe

When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.

Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.

by King Smidi July 5, 2017

Totem Sisters

A slang term used to describe two females who sleep with the same male at one time or another.

“Oh my god, Jessica slept with Justin too! That means we’re Totem Sisters!”

by RizzWithTizz March 13, 2024

Totem Pole

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.

We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you

by Smoke sesh July 22, 2018

Totem Pole

Being stuck in the present and not being able to move forward due to an overwhelming situation which is constantly causing you to lose focus.

Randy remember the Great Depression, Im so glad we were able to get out of that Totem Pole.

by Bar Graph November 3, 2021

English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole

Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.

by RapeVictim December 22, 2020

Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.

Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...

by larryco June 30, 2016

Recognition Totem

Wearable articles of clothing, insignia, trinkets or other indicia meant to signify membership in a particular subgroup or subculture.

"On the subway I exchanged a knowing glance with a fellow NRA member. We both wore a lapel pin bearing the classic eagle clutching a rifle. A subtle recognition totem that otherwise doesn't attract much attention."

by DessertEagle June 10, 2015