when a man and a women are having sex and the man takes his penis out of her vagina and starts to violently shove his big toe in her. when the girl finishes she typically bites the mans toenail off and eats it.
Person 1: Hey dude, I noticed the nail to you're big toe is gone, what happened?
Person 2: Cindy and I totally love toed last night!
Person 1: Cindy's a keeper!
Person 2: Cindy and I totally love toed last night!
Person 1: Cindy's a keeper!
by a whole lotta gross December 18, 2017
Get the love toedmug. 
This is the regional name for a particular strain of hallucinogenic mushroom that is identified by its three distinctive slightly green colored lobes. When consumed in small quantities it is considered extremely hallucinogenic, but in large quantities it may cause dysentery and death. Some species of North American wildlife is known to consume this for recreational purposes.
Three toed leprechaun is a mushroom that causes hallucinations when consumed.
Example one: My neighbor's dog Leroy got into some of that three-toed leprechaun and was freaking out until he started crapping himself to death.
Example two: while forging for truffles and other wild mushrooms Melissa stumbled upon the elusive three-toed leprechaun fungi and partook of its particular medicinal and hallucinogenic quantities.
Example one: My neighbor's dog Leroy got into some of that three-toed leprechaun and was freaking out until he started crapping himself to death.
Example two: while forging for truffles and other wild mushrooms Melissa stumbled upon the elusive three-toed leprechaun fungi and partook of its particular medicinal and hallucinogenic quantities.
by Scientific Researcher July 19, 2024
Get the three toed leprechaunmug. TOS is short for Terms Of Service. Often used in conjunction with twitch, where someone or something violates the terms of service on twitch.
In-game dialogue: *says the n-word*
Streamer: TOS?!?!?!?!!?
Chat: TOS!!!!! POGCRAZY
(as you can see this means something violates with the terms of service)
Streamer: TOS?!?!?!?!!?
Chat: TOS!!!!! POGCRAZY
(as you can see this means something violates with the terms of service)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 3, 2023
Get the TOSmug. by stretchgod June 25, 2025
Get the stretchy tos boymug. Short for Terms of Service.
The longest document that you ever read
The worst dark pattern in the space
Reading this is a waste of time...
But if you don't want to lose any from a shady platform... you shall read it
Scroll down to the document and clicking "I agree" is the most idiotomous thing you can do.
The longest document that you ever read
The worst dark pattern in the space
Reading this is a waste of time...
But if you don't want to lose any from a shady platform... you shall read it
Scroll down to the document and clicking "I agree" is the most idiotomous thing you can do.
A was signing up for a shady platform, he didn't read the ToS but clicked "I agree". After signing up, he didn't know the ToS was a dark pattern until his friend B called him the day after...
B: Yo bro! Your data has been leaked!
A: What? How can it be!? I have installed an Antivirus!
B: The ToS of the Shady Platform was worse. It said that your data would be leaked, you would provide us with your ADN, sell your soul and forfeit your firstborn child. The Morning News has talked about this yesterday
A: Oh shit
B: Yo bro! Your data has been leaked!
A: What? How can it be!? I have installed an Antivirus!
B: The ToS of the Shady Platform was worse. It said that your data would be leaked, you would provide us with your ADN, sell your soul and forfeit your firstborn child. The Morning News has talked about this yesterday
A: Oh shit
by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024
Get the ToSmug. by AcousticAutism December 7, 2020
Get the Trachea Toedmug.