Some worthless video game that everyone just swoons over.
In reality, it is just another unoriginal action rpg with better technology/engine and graphics. And taking from Celto-Nordic mythology. Oh, wow. No originality; just new features to keep you pacified. The Zelda franchise had it right back in 1998 with OoT. Did Bethesda really think they needed to improve anything? Keep it simple and stop taking these video games so seriously, people. (all they are really doing is mocking you; and feeding off you and making your life more and more mundane.)
In reality, it is just another unoriginal action rpg with better technology/engine and graphics. And taking from Celto-Nordic mythology. Oh, wow. No originality; just new features to keep you pacified. The Zelda franchise had it right back in 1998 with OoT. Did Bethesda really think they needed to improve anything? Keep it simple and stop taking these video games so seriously, people. (all they are really doing is mocking you; and feeding off you and making your life more and more mundane.)
I pity anyone who thinks Skyrim is a good game or has any credibility. To me, you are a loser and the worst kind of video gamer. And are the reason why everyone sees video games as a form of geekdom and degeneracy. If you want a real thrill; go out and "become the characters" in Skyrim, in real life.
by Abraham's Adversary February 23, 2018
Having your partner stick his/her butt as high as possible in the air, and then going to town kissing or licking with the mouth.
by AaronMichael May 25, 2013
by SuperJohn13 December 23, 2011
"My boyfriend gave me a right ole skyrim during our flight to New York. One of the best I have had!"
by Neo Phoenix May 06, 2012
An act that leaves a consumer feeling as though they've just been anally raped and had $60.00 stolen from their wallet when a company knowingly sells them a faulty game or product.
by hunter328 January 31, 2012
The worst elder scrolls game of all time. It was only pretty. It had a meh combat system but oblivion looked was better. Did not have the depth and story of morrowind or oblivion. Do not get. Its only redeeming quality was its modding community.
Person 1:skyrim sucked.
Person 2:Yeah! Oblivion and morrowind
Idiot who has never played elder scrolls before; SKYRIM IS THE BEST JUST LIKE REPUBLICANS AND XBOX AND CALL OF DUTY!!
Person 2:Yeah! Oblivion and morrowind
Idiot who has never played elder scrolls before; SKYRIM IS THE BEST JUST LIKE REPUBLICANS AND XBOX AND CALL OF DUTY!!
by totesofficalcameronpearce May 02, 2013
by Rep_Boehner May 25, 2013