When it finally dawned upon Jenna that her friends with benefits relationship with Jason wasn't going anywhere, she realized the whole situation was tissue true.
by Pawpeysid November 28, 2009
remnant tissue resembling a unicorns horn after wiping , often found on a toilet seat or sometimes
amongst one's anal hair.
amongst one's anal hair.
upon wiping I felt a sharp twinge around my anus and low and behold a piece of tissue had tornadoed itself around my ring hair,a tissue twister is born
by freakee fairee May 16, 2015
When You Finger/Jerk Yourself Of To Much And Tou Use To Much Tissue To Clean It Up But Later On You Do It Again But Run Out Of Tissues
by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018
Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No, you Just had lunch
Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?
Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break
Teacher: No, you Just had lunch
Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?
Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break
by epic faptime November 12, 2013
The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.
Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!
by artofthepickup April 15, 2011
by Braily Nipple Farts February 11, 2011
pink tissue is the sexual act of sneezing into the womb of a woman and then proceeding to rub your feet into said womb, to spread said sneeze juices.
by Rielen September 30, 2014