ting

ting (noun): an action demonstrating a lack of social awareness

Chris pulled a ting and didn't show up because he thought Memorial Day was in June.

by Franklin D. Brosevelt October 15, 2010

ting

ting (v): to strand a bro or bros in an "inhospitable environment" (see New Jersey) so he may engage in sexual relations with a girlfriend or other female. (Axiom: violates the universal “bros before hoes” rule)

Chris tinged Al and Nathaniel last summer.

by Franklin D. Brosevelt October 15, 2010

ting

ting (adj): oblivious to the outside world

Chris is ting and didn't return phone calls while in the Williams bubble.

by Franklin D. Brosevelt October 15, 2010

ting ting

a small dick

Last night was amazing, but would of been better if my boyfriend didn't have such a ting ting.

by THIS IS AN OUTRAGE April 05, 2010

Tinges

Another word for "thingies". The plural form of "tingy".

Look at all those little tinges!

by Andrew Morgan December 13, 2003

Ting

The way newfoundlander's say "nothing" because somewhere down the line we got to lazy to say the first syllable.

Person 1 - Whataya at bah
Person 2 - Ting

by Newfieeeeee February 06, 2009

no ting

Absolutley no problem.

Yo need fiddy g? Dat ain't no ting!

by Mo December 27, 2003