Mother love me, long time, long time

a meme once said by dizaster as a diss track to jin.

Jin: America Bad
Dizaster: Mother love me, long time, long time
Sucky sucky fucky fucky
Wonton, Hong Kong, Hong Kong
Wonton, Hong Kong, wonton
One time, one time, wonton
Love me long time
Feed on my long schlong
Go back to Hong Kong gong
I'll send you back to Hong Kong
Pair a wonton, wonton,

by SerbianWarCriminal May 6, 2019

half time talk

The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.

Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.

by The curious bibliophile February 22, 2019

punishment time

IIIIIIIIIIITS PUNIIIIISHEMENT TIIIME

Monokuma: IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!

by Biakuya ToGAMER September 27, 2020

Aaahh! It's rewind time!

A phrase coined by Will Smith, specifically used in the now most hated YouTube video ever, "YouTube Rewind 2018". The phrase can be used to reference the video to in itself be used as a humorous joke. The phrase itself is also a troll on the video altogether.

Joshua : "Aaahh! It's rewind time!"
Eli : "Bro, that video sucked, lmao"

by AcrynomC13 January 7, 2019

Shrek (unit of time)

A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.

Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:

Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏

by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021

time for cock

A suffix to be applied to the answer whenever a member of the opposite sex asks you the time and it falls on the hour. As in 9 o'clock, time for cock.

NB. Not to be used on family members or really old / young members of opposite sex, please

Example 1
Girl: Hey, what time is it?
Guy: It's 10 o'clock...time for cock.
Girl: Cool

Example 2
Guy: Yo, do you know what time it is?
Girl: Sure i do, it's 9 o'clock, time for cock!
Guy: Awesome

by radishford October 13, 2013

Time Paradog

A dog that is created to restore space-time by offsetting temporal paradoxes.

If you experience strong feelings of deja vu one day and are seeing an unusual amount of dogs everywhere, it is very likely that one or more of the dogs are time paradogs.

by Lorestove January 1, 2013