Titus is a guy you have a crush on just to find out he has a secret girlfriend. Titus is someone you will eventually hate
Oh what ?! Titus has a girlfriend already !
by I really love him January 4, 2019
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by Marvelkittyfan September 28, 2019
Get the Titus mug.The name of children who will end up carrying a very strong sense of humor and the willingness to sacrifice for a good laugh. He'll probably have a tendency to misplace his slippers. These children are often born in New Zealand, and then move to Hawaii and form a strange accent.
Person 1: Dude I just lost my cat.
Person 2: what? What's updog?
Person 1: LOLWUT? Is your name Titus?
Person 2: what? What's updog?
Person 1: LOLWUT? Is your name Titus?
by 50Calpito June 23, 2011
Get the Titus mug.An indifferent one on the low end of morality, or lacking thereof. A manwhore with little regard for others' opinions and views. A sadistic and often offensive sense of humor. Sees oneself as an elitist in terms of combat and sexual ability.
Person 1: Why's he hittin' on every girl?
Person 2: It's Titus, c'mon...
Person 1: Hehe, let's do this.
Person 2: Don't be like Titus, dude.
Person 2: It's Titus, c'mon...
Person 1: Hehe, let's do this.
Person 2: Don't be like Titus, dude.
by Kinjiro April 13, 2005
Get the Titus mug.1) William Shakespeare's first tragedy, probably the worst plot ever thought of. The original Sweeney Todd, only more brutal.
2) A very sad, obsessed, psychotic man who constantly reiterates every single thing that's wrong with his life, then proceeds to speak to rocks about it.
2) A very sad, obsessed, psychotic man who constantly reiterates every single thing that's wrong with his life, then proceeds to speak to rocks about it.
by Basyll April 28, 2009
Get the Titus Andronicus mug.A girl with a fine, tight and nicely rounded ass. Titus was developed by taking the term "tight ass" and cramming into a quicker spoken version as to not alert the hottie you are talking to your boy about her incredible cannonball glutes and making yourself look like a tool.
by Sir Moist June 27, 2008
Get the titus mug.a girl that is very attractive and isn't too crazy, has the potential to cook and clean and raise a family
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