Wolf Ticket

To try and sell a lie either to yourself or others.

"Look at Miguel talkin' about how he's going to get that new Mustang. That fool's broke! Man, he is always sellin' wolf tickets."

by The Real Def May 17, 2009

fern ticket

By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.

Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.

Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.

by Big Pimpin Radfad October 8, 2009

piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

exit ticket

An assignment a teacher wants to see before you leave their class.

Teacher: Ok class, this assignment will be your exit ticket to leave this class.

by WerewolfNation November 6, 2013

fuck it ticket

A one way plane ticket to Vegas with no returning ticket home.

Josh: I've had a really shitty week!

Mike: Dude, just get a fuck it ticket and don't worry about it!

Josh: Fuck it

by Vegas bitches November 9, 2015

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016

ticket stacking

Whenever shit head servers do not know how to do their job.

You have only one job, stop fucking ticket stacking!

by Pissedoffcook July 20, 2017