woody thorne

A Gay Man who likes little kids

OMG I see a Woody Thorne in the playground

by Big D Rem Dog October 6, 2018

thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

by Sawrie December 7, 2021

thorned up

Thorned up: like you're thirsty and horny, a state of sexual arousal that just won't go away, and you're all worked up and hot.

"he was so thorned up he jacked off like 5 times today"

"Fuck man, im hella thorned up right now"

"He's been all thorned up acting hella thirsty"

"i've been hard all day, damn I'm feelin thorned up"

by Prince0fFuckyou July 2, 2015

Russian Thorn Bush

When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun

Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.

by Vex Dash May 4, 2020

"Witch Thorn" Davinci

A whiny little bitch and a slave to the news

You're a "Witch Thorn" Davinci because you complain all the time

by Davyvinci September 5, 2025

Pop Thorn

A Skylander, released in 2013 for Skylanders Swap Force.

Person 1: I'm putting Pop Thorn on the Portal Of Power!
Person 2: I'm putting on Magna Charge on it.

by FluentSkylanderCollector October 17, 2022

Kodo thorn

A 1 gram piece of chocolate inserted in a 50 year old Asian moms ass and then shat out on a chess board.

Person A: Why is my chess game covered in shit!
Person B: Sorry I had to rock a quick "Kodo thorn"

by FroFram October 12, 2023