The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.
I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

by Serbo10 November 16, 2014

Someone whose dick is so vast that it is considered to be an extra leg. Hence him looking like a tripod.
by FloydDaPrince November 2, 2023

by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

A female fitfluencer whose page is only filled with her body and no meaningful guidance on fitness. Takes photos/videos in the gym incessantly (with or without a tripod) for her Instagram and/or Only Fans.
Dude I saw this tripod trick in the gym yesterday and she would not stop filming herself doing squats and taking photos of her ass in the mirror.
by NoTinnitusHear April 30, 2024

by TessaK June 14, 2018
