swede

Swedes are the most beautiful people on earth, they are very easy to fall for, and their personality and appearance are amazing. The Swedish stereotype is tall, blond hair and blue eyes, but not all swedes look like this.

You know Emma?
No, who is she?
The blond swede in art class

by fasiken November 19, 2018

Swedes

They have a boring ass reputation but actually they are great as f**k. They hate Norway and always makes jokes about how stupid they are. Pretty smart people,I mean look at IKEA, H&M and Pewdiepie. Also has pretty good looking hot girls. Often misstaken of being from Switzerland (oh hell nah).

Guy 1: Ew who are they? They're so grumpy and boring, must Swedes...
Guy 2: Are you kidding? They are from Norway!
Guy 1: Oh right... My misstake

by Frostisen October 14, 2017

Swede

A person who has concerningly low IQ and only eats meatballs and mashed potatoes. These people will often do stupid things such as falling and scratching their butts.

"My grandma fell down the stairs and broke her hip yesterday." "Ha! Dumb Swede."

by May 02, 2022

swede

an abolute idiot if someone is a swede they dont have any sense of humor and get not bitches.

"omg have you seen peter" "yeah hes such a swede"

by above average dane February 07, 2023

inverted swede

The act of being a Swede who tucks his penis between his legs to look for feminine than he already does.

Erikson I want to look more feminine.

Then do the inverted Swede.

by vageniusII September 25, 2009

Dirty Swede

Adding five drops of Tabasco Sauce to your Snus before putting it under your lip

"Dirty Swede got me spitting mucous membrane." - "Dude, you really need help.

by rusty_pete March 13, 2024

Dirty Swede

The act of having a gay orgy in an IKEA, while putting surströmming in eachothers asses and eating it.

Hey, did you see all of those people doing the Dirty Swede inside the IKEA

by weednose. April 11, 2024