An obnoxious person who stands in front of you when you're in a rush and takes forever to read whatever whimsical graphic tee you happen to be wearing that day out loud to you (as if you didn't know what your fucking shirt said).
Neill: I was late to Biology the other day, and to make matters worse, some shirt-reader got in my way and took forever to read my Jesus shirt to me.
Kristy: Which one?
Neill: The one that says BRB.
Kristy: Douche.
Kristy: Which one?
Neill: The one that says BRB.
Kristy: Douche.
by Fenix_451 November 22, 2009
Get the Shirt-readermug. I hope the Teleprompter Reader In Cheif figures out that Americans don't want him to keep going with his agenda before he spends another Trillion dollars he doesn't have.
by Dave4270 August 27, 2009
Get the Teleprompter Reader In Cheifmug. A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.
Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
by xxylvii July 25, 2021
Get the Uncle John's Bathroom Readermug. Sargent Will's Personal Message: Tracking of the 863 Code on the area of 99,635,6531
Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.
Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent
Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****
Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out
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12/24/21 Code Reader
Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.
Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent
Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****
Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out
2/23/12
6/14/16
8/29/20
12/24/21 Code Reader
Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653
01001011101001010101001010101010101010100010101010101010100100101010100101010110110010101001010101010101010100100101100101010101001001110100101001010110010101101010101010100101010110101011000
Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923
010011010110010101010101010110
01001011101001010101001010101010101010100010101010101010100100101010100101010110110010101001010101010101010100100101100101010101001001110100101001010110010101101010101010100101010110101011000
Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923
010011010110010101010101010110
by BigDaddyChode69 May 6, 2021
Get the Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653mug. A Mind Reader is a person or machine that can tell what other people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!”
Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”
Josh: “I understand and respect that.”
Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”
Josh: “I understand and respect that.”
by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019
Get the Mind Readermug. by Fdggghhgcjj August 14, 2022
Get the Sole readermug. Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!
by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023
Get the Mind readermug.