Mexican porkchop

When you finish in your partners mouth, your so eager to want some more, you start tickling your partner, thus laughing so hard, the load comes rocketing out of his or her nose

Chad made Kyle a Mexican Porkchop

by Harry Carry November 15, 2011

Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

Porkchop

A yarn hat wearing individual armed with a laser pointer and the Airport noise abatement hotline on speed dial. Loves to blind pilots flying over and complain about the noise from the airport that has been there for 75 years.

If Porkchop doesn't want planes to fly over his house, then he shouldn't have bought a house right next to an airport.

Porkchop needs to stop shining lasers at planes.

by flyer fool September 1, 2023

Porkchop Titties

A fat guy who wears shirts that are to tight shoes of his Porkchop Titties

A women who breaths resemble those of an overweight man

Andrew has got to stop buying medium shirts, his porkchop titties are on display

by GrizzlyKen August 6, 2017

Porkchop Smorkrop

A descriptor meaning a person or thing which acts silly.

You're such a porkchop smorkrop!

by RedDotShark18 April 26, 2024

porkchop

A very satisfying, rare piece of meat that every woman needs eventually.

Every chick needs a PORKCHOP and a pillow sometimes. Just facts.

by 5un53tt3r September 6, 2023

porkchop

a sarcastic term for a plump-ish/fat/overweight person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them explicitly because you want them to improve their BMI by going to the local gym

boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I ask her nicely, if she wants to join me at the gym?

father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?

by Sexydimma May 4, 2012