John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.

my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.

by rainbow_splasher February 28, 2011

that girl is a real crowd pleaser

A line from the popular hit single, "Black Beatles" by the hip-hop group Rae Sremmurd. The group confirmed that the popular line is in reference to an entertaining performer whose talent pleases the surrounding audience.

Did you see Beyonce's Super Bowl performance? That girl is a real crowd pleaser!

by RapGeniusFr3ak January 16, 2017

3 cheeser pepperoni pleaser

you cum in a girl three times with your pepperoni and it pleases her!

I cave your mom a 3 cheeser pepperoni pleaser!

by Dave Willard March 17, 2008

Sneezer Pleaser

When a person uses mucus filled saliva (Lug-gee) as lubricate for hand job.

Hey this girl just jerked me off and had mucus (snot) all in her spit and she called it a sneezer pleaser.

by Nicholas Torres May 15, 2019

head pleaser

Giving good succ

Damn bitch you a head pleaser

by I get good head October 20, 2017

Penis Pleaser

A Penis Pleaser is you.

"Hello Penis Pleaser 9,000"

by Sillywords69 March 5, 2022

prick pleaser

A prick pleaser is the opposite of a prick teaser. A prick teaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively but doesn't do the deed. A prick pleaser flirts, flaunts, dresses suggestively and does do the deed. A prick pleaser pleases pricks

You were amazing. You're not a prick teaser, you're a prick pleaser. And I thought nothing was going to happen.

by RazMutant July 9, 2014