pear pressure

A euphemism for the firmness of a pair of breasts.

john: That chick was seriously lacking in pear pressure.
duck:Fuck you, I am japan!

by angular flatulance November 25, 2009

belly pear

a man or a woman with a belly like a pear

Hey Luke, look !! this guy it's really one belly pear !!!!

by marco_italy June 29, 2006

Mega Pear

A body type some BBW have or the woman herself. Usually described as a woman with an ass so humungous and wide that her body resemlbes a pear. Bottomheavy.

Damn, she's a mega pear.

by ghostmanthethird November 14, 2013

eating pears

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

by Puntilla October 6, 2016

Pear pressure

Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.

Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?

Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.

Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.

by Elpresedante January 19, 2018

Peaches & Pears

Being in a state of absolute awareness while evrybody else around you is dead tired.

David: Forgive me for screwing up it's like 4:30 in the morning.
Bill: Speak for yourself I'm all Peaches & Pears over here.

by Bystander Bill May 9, 2013

sewer pear

A large and often rotund turd

This situation can't get much worse" "Sorry dude but it just did I need to drop a sewer pear

by randy fitzpatrick July 13, 2010