Wacky Packages

A set of bubble gum card styled stickers produced by the Topps Chewing Gum company, with pictures of spoofed household products. A "non-sport" card. The concept later spawned Garbage Pail Kids.

Wacky Package spoofs include Mountain Goo, Dums (for the dummy), Duzn't Detergent, and Life Servers candy.

by Wacco February 7, 2004

The Care Package

The Care Package is the act of Shitting, Pissing, and Cumming in one sitting.

tell me what’s the best thing that’s happened to you today?

Well i just called in The Care Package.

by cysomething July 21, 2019

package pal

Someone who is best friends with there junk, so much they feel it necessary to grab it numerous times during a conversation.

That dude is definately a package pal as much as he grabbed his junk during that conversation.

by kstan3 June 3, 2010

Fudge Package

The sexual organs of someone who is of homosexual orientation

Ben came over last night. I totally showed him my fudge package

by Tits McPee November 2, 2010

Package Soldier

One that uses his/her package to his/her advantage to persuade others to do his/her deeds.

The package soldier tiped his hat to the lovely ladies.

by JJ Tompson March 30, 2004

suspicious package

A glass of wine with a shot of vodka.

"I'll order her a suspicious package or two and we'll go to her place in no time."

by 0ptimistic December 3, 2009

package store

A store that sells alcohol and tobacco.

Oh look, there's another package store that doesn't sell packages.

by Grizelda May 24, 2006