Kayak

Someone who has no drugs to sell

That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it

by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022

Working From Kayak

When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.

We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.

Oh, she was Working From Kayak.

Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.

by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013

Sink the kayak

A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.

*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"

Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?

Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak

by Matt - Drunk fox of the day February 26, 2009

kayak

"Kayak" is the Indonesian word for "resembling, similar to" even though this same word has also been used as a word for "a small, narrow human-powered watercraft typically propelled by means of a long, double-bladed paddle".

That new café has a vibe that really kayaks the old one we used to go to.

by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025

kayak brother

One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.

It is a glorious day to be out on the water with my kayak brothers.

by Kayakbrother1 January 11, 2014

kayak

when the blunt is canoeing but you still haven’t gotten ur lighter back

“The blunt is kayaking YALL , where tf is my lighter at?”

“Ayoooo why u hand me a kayak like that?”

by lavas1111 April 7, 2022

Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.

“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”

by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022