Gurting

To "gurt" is to do something very smart, however very dangerous.

Jo is gurting to get the huzz.

by dollita May 16, 2025

Gurting

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024

Gurting

When someone is doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

Man 1: "See ts guy speeding to get to his destination? What he is doing is very smart but also very dangerous."
Man 2: "I knew this was gonna happen, people need to stop gurting, ts so Kevin."

by tricxified May 13, 2025

Gurt/Kevin in slang

A common word meaning Ethan Grobbler wants my hard cock

Ts o Gurt/Kevin in slang

by ClipsEli May 11, 2025

Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 03, 2023

Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.

She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.

by Jimmy gallon69 December 01, 2019

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)

To be sarcastic all the time like Colin.

Carson: What should we do? Seth: Let's go outside and be stupid. Carson: But it's raining outside. Seth: Sorry I was being Colin.

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)

by zfzfsafs May 29, 2025