Garden turtle

A guy who sucks himself off watching a wetsuit drying on a clothesline

Da fuck outta here you dirty fuckin garden turtle

by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017

The Olive Garden

A term used when talking about having sex with an ex girlfriend/boyfriend after you already broke up with them.

Term stems out of the idea that nobody means to go to the Olive Garden, they just end up there.

1)That's the guy that dumped my last year. We are so going to the Olive Garden later.

2)A week after we broke up we went to the Olive Garden.  It was way awkward afterwards.

by damber3222 October 28, 2009

nether garden

a polite term of phrase to indicate a ladies vagina

"Can I place my bulb in your nether garden"

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

victory gardens

The most hood part of Dover NJ. This is where the crime occurs, do not go out at night here in unless you want to get shot. This place is run by thugs when it gets dark as in if you're not from there stay the fuck out

I saw five thugs walking through victory gardens at night as I drove through and locked my car

by Hella fine July 12, 2014

Lady Gardener

The term for a female who enjoys tending to another lady's garden (genital area). See lady garden.

That butch bird over there - I bet she's a right lady gardener.

by Mark Chapman April 28, 2007

miami gardens

A town formally known as Carol City best described as murder gardens

There is so many unsolved murders in Miami Gardens

by Smilez970 October 10, 2015

garden gnome

A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.

Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"

by thdang April 11, 2019