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Non fumbling of the bag

When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs
*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*
by BotLikeBehaviour January 8, 2022
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one handed fumble

when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail
john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble
by online handle September 5, 2006
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fumble in the dark

The act of fumbling in the dark is like having accidental sex
When your in the heat of the moment and anything can happen
by BeauTheDude July 1, 2017
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Severe Fumbling Syndrome

When you fumble a baddie so tremendously bad that it’s the only thing you can think about
Person 1: He has been acting weir lately
Person 2: Yea, he is suffering Severe Fumbling Syndrome
by DeBlobba September 29, 2022
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Tuck and Fumble Technique

The act of using warming lubricants and massaging them on your testicles and a designated anal crevice and then placing them inside said crevice to achieve pleasure and orgasm.
Dude, Those two kids attempted the tuck and fumble technique! They're so gay!
by Societal Truth June 5, 2011
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fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
by evil ian November 23, 2010
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Sasha fumbled

When sasha has a girl in the bag he fumbles it
Mateo:You heard Sasha Fumbled again

Nathan:Im not suprised
by Mateosburner69 June 3, 2022
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