by Waytomuchtime December 30, 2016
Get the stay within your envelopemug. A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.
If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
by southland August 18, 2017
Get the orange envelope of shamemug. An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.
I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!
I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.
I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.
by TwoFacesPodcast March 18, 2023
Get the Manila Envelopemug. by BigBlackPickle April 23, 2018
Get the getting envelopedmug. a Sticky envelope is when you can't be fucked to lick the envelope to send it so u squeeze out a little bit on nut and seal ur envelope with ur own fucking seman.
by lolcarson March 12, 2019
Get the Sticky envelopemug. by haigsvsbs April 21, 2018
Get the envelopemug. by Brian and Geoff August 21, 2016
Get the Lady Love Envelopemug.