A large male with flub face who tends to bully smaller white suburban children (land) and is found in many regions across the country. They send to have thick thighs and only make contested threes from the corner. This is an endangered species and is dying out currently.
by Reardongotgame December 26, 2019
Get the Croutonmug. It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons
by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022
Get the Croutonic Plaguemug. by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023
Get the Croutonmug. A “stale cracker” by analogy to the salad topping. Similar in usage to “ok boomer” but more contemptuous. Used to mock someone for stereotypically “old, white” behavior. Superlative is “absolute” akin to “absolute unit”.
You demanded to speak to the manager and then demanded they “go back to where they came from?” Ugh you absolute crouton.
by Jockeys41 June 21, 2025
Get the Croutonmug. pronoun.
Reference to a Caucasian person white-bred that exhibits few or several urban mannerisms and interests. One who "has flavor".
Reference to a Caucasian person white-bred that exhibits few or several urban mannerisms and interests. One who "has flavor".
"I don't consider myself a Cracker. I find it offensive. I'm more of a Crouton. I'm White but I come with flavor!"
by 83FLLY June 28, 2023
Get the Croutonmug. by Croutontim May 17, 2025
Get the Croutonmug. A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.
Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”
by it’s Danielle not Daniel April 23, 2018
Get the Croutonmug.