Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

Crest

Another Word for a pedophile

Girl A: "hey sir is such a crest"
Girl B: "innit"

by RhysWills August 30, 2022

Crest Hill

It is shaped like a gutted torso that is huge obesity and is a sexual zone.

My girl is like Crest Hill!
I bet she likes it

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

royal crest

The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.

I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3

by King of the Crest August 29, 2022

Crest

The area slightly above the crotch

That gentleman tickled will’s crest gently with his tongue.

by pattfm March 5, 2018

5 star crest

noun; (aka 5sc) an emotional peak akin to the cresting of a beautiful meadowed hill

examples of 5 star crests: reaching a beautiful crest, seeing a sunset, achieving a milestone, busting a nut, etc.

by NKGrenade May 23, 2022

Crest

Genz Millenial collaboration in order to achieve piece between generations

So crest
So fuckin crest
That's crest
CREEEEEEEST

by Pombers August 25, 2022